Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 10, 2022

but then you won’t be able to see the display

Toes weigh two pounds?

That plugger tummy is a Matterhorn beyond which he can’t see anything.

Well, his ‘caboose’ is nothing to ‘sneeze at’ either ! ! !

Eh me bearly checks me weights.

Nice try but still a “No Go” ….

“Toe” shalt not care about your weight…

Well yeah, after all, you could lose your toes any day now!

Pants and shirt: 10 lbs. Weigh in the morning after bowel movement; another 5 lbs…

Uh, on the scale with his toes hanging over the edge; this looks and sounds real similar to the old math story problem. If a farmer has a truck that will carry only 1 ton of cargo and he has 2 tons worth of chickens to haul to market, can he haul the load if he keeps 1 ton worth of chickens in the air at all times?

The only person fooled by this is YOU…

Save a few ounces. Remove your med tags… and bracelet.

Amature.. I lose way more by only weighting one foot.

This is not the right weigh to act. :)

I quit weighing myself at home years ago when I realized that the more I obsessed about my weight, the more I thought about food – which led to more eating. I get weighed at my doctors every year and it is amazing that their scales never agree with each other. My family doctor’s scale always weighs 7-10 pounds heavier than the nephrologist’s and at least 5 pounds heavier than my dermatologist’s (why a dermatologist needs to know my weight is a mystery), even though I make my appointments at the same time of day and wear the same clothes. And, no matter if I have lost 10+ pounds over the year, my family doctor is always disappointed that I haven’t lost more. It’s enough to make me want to eat ice cream.

What if you have no toes? (my husband lacks 8)

You’ll lose a lot more if you weigh ONLY your toes.