Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 20, 2022

A gay blade…..

A severance package is better than having your package severed.

A severance whackage!

A close shave.

That is technically correct, but I doubt that it is what the teacher is looking for.

Madame !

The “Acme” kitchen helper…. It slices, it cuts, it helps in the kitchen….. All for 3 easy payment of…….

If you order one on Amazon, that’s what you get.

Rimshot, ba-DOMP-bomp! Cute, Gary & Susie. Thanks!

A one size fits all haircut.

Well done, there, Skyler. D for effort.

Nothing to lose your head over?

Whatever the name it received cutting reviews.

According to Wikipedia “For a period of time after its invention, the guillotine was called a louisette” but that’s hardly a fact that a grade schooler would ever come across, is it?

Chop suey.

Famous last words…“Just a little off the top…”

Didn’t know it ever had another name because it was names after it’s inventor.

le trancheur de fromage

Contrary to urban legend, the inventor of the guillotine did not die on the guillotine himself. But his family hated being associated with the instrument of death and after Monsieur Guillotin died, they changed their surname.

this is funny, thanks Gary and Susan

TRUE!