Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 21, 2022

This knife wouldn’t cut through hot butter…..

My grandpa must have been right. He said, “Bread is the staff of life, and gravy is the walking stick.”

Then Shoe’s steak must be shoe leather.

you sure that ain’t superglue ?

Shoe…..comments like that could get you the Roz stare along with coffee you can cut with a knife ! ! ! !

Pass me a slice of that gravy

No doubt there are berry pies that are like purple library paste.

Chainsaw when he reaches the steak.

The plate is softer than the steak…

Do you need the “Jaws of Life” for that meal Shoe?

A good chuckle today.

Aha, a portent.

“Sir, how did you find your Steak? Well, I moved the potato over and there it was”.

You might want to have someone in the military look at that gravy as a Kevlar equivalent.