Close to Home by John McPherson for December 10, 2022

Let’s hope the driverless car picked up some coffee at least!

Must mean my hometown of Elmira, NY!

that car is possessed

Well since it is Elon who brought about the self driving car, let him pay the ticket.

Don’t know about Elmira, but be sure to slow down in Palmyra, MO. I see a cop every time we drive through.

Only $120?? You got off cheaply.

Apparently Bleeb is out riding in that car.

Pro Parenting Tip: When you’re pressed for time, but you promised your child that you would read him/her a book… make sure you choose a Dr. Seuss book… you can skip half the words, and your child will never know the difference.

“Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France, Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance, To escape from the perilous pants eating plants.”

See? We left out a part, and you didn’t even know it.

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It will happen. Mark my words. The GPS can keep up with the rotating speed limit signs of Alabama speed traps.

Let the car pay it…

So here’s my question. Assuming a traffic cop pulled the car over for sp who did they issue the ticket to ? If someone borrows your car assuming they have your permission the driver is responsible for the ticket not the car owner

What’s scary is that this could actually happen. Almost a credit card on wheels lol. Not a fan of self driving cars. Promotes laziness. Watch “Wall-E” and you’ll where we’re headed

It was probably out bar hoping all night.

That was really a cheap ticket!

Looks like KITT’s been a bad boy.

As long as human programmers have the corruption of sin in their minds and hearts, I shall not trust self-driving cars. They could easily lock and drive you somewhere that you did not intend to go.

Hey, a shout out for Elmira! Which one?

This raises a good question. Will driverless cars be able to exceed the speed limits at all, sometimesor what?They must be able to recognise signs, including speed signs to know when to stop, give way, whatever?