Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 05, 2022

Sloths are sloooowwwwww…

Ninja Sloth can do it in a split second

I guess the bacteria in sloth houses are slow too.

How about a “Five Hour Rule”? [And It should matter what kind of food it is and what the conditions of the floor are … and if anyone else is around (or looking)]

I often brag that I run with the speed of a galloping sloth.

Extended ground rules

One of the creepiest pictures I’ve ever seen is a soaking wet sloth.

And this is why Sloths don’t have dogs.

to leave that lying there’d be a sin…