Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2022

next time do it in Chinese. It’s cheaper

Think of a number and double it……

Well here’s two words for YOU! …FU!

I remember when this first ran. My dad cut it out and posted it in his office (where I happened to work)

Don’t even ask what a “notwithstanding” will cost you.

Ha Ha You can’t fool me,there ain’t no Sanity Clause

That is even when they are not necessary.