Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 05, 2022

The mustard-infused bleu cheese spread actually doesn’t sound all that bad.

If you want/need a good substitute for aardvark milk, try manatee milk.

Do not use aardwolf milk – the texture & viscosity is not at all the same.

Or maybe just go to the meat aisle, Wiz.

Sounds like the Wiz has the munchies.

Wonder what he would have bought at a Wizard’s store?

Where does he do his shopping, the wizard’s grocery? None of that stuff seems palatable. Maybe the mustard infused blue cheese spread might have promise.

I’m trying hard not to think about tapioca tartar, with or without raisins.

which makes you wonder what’s in the second bag that Wiz is carrying…

Why? What did he forget?

The mustard infused blue cheese spread sounds good. Like something my old French friends woul dream up.

Didn’t know the Wizard was such a connoisseur of food. For a minute there I thought he was buying stuff for potion making in his wooden barrel Yip yip yip yip yip

That last one doesn’t sound bad…

I don’t think anyone should shop hungry.

I can’t find “spotted Owl” soup anymore. Supply chain issue, I guess.

darn it. i knew i forgot something

I wonder where in Walmart he found the condensed Aardvark milk. I am looking for similar Kangaroo milk for my Christmas Tom and Jerrys.

Sounds like the menu at a hoity toity overpriced restaurant with a foreign name that Liberal millennial foodies rave about before hurling on the curb on the way back to their Tesla that burned up after being plugged into a wall socket at a gas station.

That’s the truth!

Trader Joe’s carried a Blue Cheese Mustard that was sooooooo delicious with rare steak. It is no more

Uh…. YUK!

A lesson we all need to learn.

Tapioca tartar sauce with raisins…Wow…

She should hold the spicy tapioca tartar sauce over her head. Then it will be raisin".

There’s nothing wrong with this list, it’s not like he bought something egregious like candy corn or wagon wheels

Still sounds better than McDonald’s.