Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 09, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Underwear are the last things Santa is going to remove from the presents list.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    Well Santa sure isn’t going to bring you weapons, Calvin.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It isn’t every day you get a perfect snowball…..

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 2 years ago

    Calvin’s probably gonna get a dickie if they still make them.

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    suv2000  about 2 years ago

    If you have a grandma it’s guaranteed to happen

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    C  about 2 years ago

    One perfect snowball in hand is worth two possible presents

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    BigDaveGlass  about 2 years ago

    No Calvin, he just adds one more lump of coal……..

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Time and snowballs wait for nobody, Calvin.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Underwear for Christmas deserves a snowball upside the head

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  about 2 years ago

    You’re lucky he brings you anything,you should see what the homeless people with families get brat!!!!

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 2 years ago

    So there seems to be a quasi-monetary link between snowballs and Santa’s presents? The birth of Elfcoin!

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    Santa (aka your mom) is going to be bringing you underwear, no matter how many snowballs you do or do not throw.

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    ACK! Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Put in the freezer for Boxing Day.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    On Monday, someone commented that Hobbes wasn’t waiting to pounce on Calvin that day because Mom greeted him. I replied that I am not sure whether Hobbes loses his ability to do things in front of people other than Calvin or whether they just can’t see him doing them.

    One argument in favour of the view that Hobbes cannot do things when someone other than Calvin is seeing him is the time when Calvin left Hobbes with a water balloon to throw at Susie but Susie took it away from Hobbes whom, of course, she saw as a doll. However, there was a Sunday strip similar to today’s daily in which Calvin was with Hobbes and planning to throw a snowball at Susie but Hobbes told him that Santa Claus might not bring him presents and then angered Calvin by saying he should now admit that he likes Susie to make up for planning to snowball her. This started a fight between Hobbes and Calvin:

    Susie: Calvin, what are you doing?

    Calvin: Fighting. Go away!

    Susie: I’m not sure which is more weird. That you’re fighting with a stuffed animal or that you seem to be losing?

    My point is that Susie could see Calvin was losing the fight even though she could only see Calvin fighting Hobbes and not Hobbes fighting Calvin more strongly.

    As Watterson has explained, “Calvin sees Hobbes one way. Everyone else sees him another way.” The question is whether Hobbes can actually do things in front of them but they cannot see him do them or whether Hobbes can only do things when completely alone or with no one but Calvin.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 2 years ago

    Yes. Guaranteed.

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    Well, after that complaint yesterday, I think that that may be all he brings you!

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 years ago

    You might a well throw the snowball. No rational holiday elf is gonna deliver weapons of mass destruction to kids!

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    brick10  about 2 years ago

    Underwear is the modern equivalent of a lump of coal.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    And when Calvin grows up he’ll be asking questions like “How many bouquets of flowers and boxes of candy will I have to bring to my wife if I decided to come home drunk after going to the strip club with the boys?”

    Santa is not an accountant. He doesn’t keep a balance sheet.

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    Spence12 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He IS bringing you underwear. Throw the snowball.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 2 years ago

    A conscience is a terrible thing to waste. On par with a great snowball.

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    Just-me  about 2 years ago

    Calvin is weighing the odds. There’s no reason not to throw the snowball if he’s getting underwear, but if he’s not getting underwear then he doesn’t want to risk not receiving a present he really likes or wants. To throw or not to throw, that is the question…

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    But, when you think about it, what are snowballs really for but to throw?! So Calvin would be naughty to not fulfill the snowball’s natural purpose.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    Underwear is what bad boys get, so go ahead and throw that snowball, it won’t make a difference

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    g04922  about 2 years ago

    They need to keep a close eye on Calvin. He can turn anything into a weapon. WHERE has Hobbes been lately? Calvin needs him.

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    joemireur  about 2 years ago

    At your age Calvin, five pairs of underwear at one time can be your only defense!

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    StevePappas  about 2 years ago

    “Paste someone upside the head with it”. Hilarious, because I’ve used that phrase several times.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Throw one and you can scratch off the arc-welder and chain saw from your wish list.

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Life is about choosing your battles.

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    wiley207  about 2 years ago

    If Calvin lived in my area (southeastern MA), he wouldn’t have to worry, since we usually don’t get snow until AFTER Christmas…

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    I was going to say, “Would you rather do without underwear?” But then I remembered that sometimes he voluntarily streaks outdoors.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    Not really related to this. But when I was really young, my mother once said Mrs. Claus was in charge of the clothing for her husband. What might Calvin think of that?

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    onespiceybbw  about 2 years ago

    Oo, oo, can I make this political??

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    … or lumps of coal. :)

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    Doctor Go  about 2 years ago

    One less present is random. They’re all wrapped anyway. Santa probably just throws out the biggest package to lighten his load.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    And Calvin wonders why he never got real weaponry for Christmas.

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    rstanton836  about 2 years ago

    Sorry Calvin but the things you want are the first to be removed from the list.

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    The Fly Hunter  about 2 years ago

    Maybe you should just worry about Santa’s presence at your house

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    EnlilEnkiEa  about 2 years ago

    Tube socks.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    But seriously, folks. Has anyone ever gotten underwear from “Santa”? The closest I have ever come was as an adult when I got really neat socks from some friends. Those, of course, were very much welcome!

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    You forgot buddy, underwear keep your butt warm.

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    Red33410  about 2 years ago

    “Would be nice to know if Santa were bringing me more underwear.”

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