Sorry dear. That would be a NO.
No because He is trying to pick up chicks
he will be well-done in no time
So much for Santa’s holiday if he can’t reign Dear in
maybe he is trying to impress a ho ho ho…
Mrs Clause is in good shape for her age. “Lookin Good. Keep up with your exercises!!”
I don’t wanna!
“HEY! It was either gonna be Santa Suit or Birthday Suit, either way you were gonna gripe!”
Santa’s wife is on the Naughty List.
Bleeb is fairly well concealed today. Hi, Bleeb!
Hope he has noise canceling earphones!
About 12 days early with this one.
Santa’s going to get heat stroke.
He’s trying to sweat the pounds off?
he is everywhere…he knows everything…he sees all…
He has a uniform contract claus…
He is going to smell awfully ripe pretty soon – at least they’ll have their own space…
It’s not good for santa to be seen out of uniform. People will think he is deserting, and court martial him.
Maybe skin cancer runs in Santa’s family. He’s just being cautious.
It’s the time of year to get in character.
New Zealand beaches in December, perfect!
Cuts Down The UV
Here comes the Ice Cream Bunny!
He’s probably cold still….
I mean, do we really want that bowl-full-of-jelly on the nude beach?
Bleeb is really camoflaged today.
Sorry, dear, but this is not a clothing optional beach!
August 21, 2015
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Sorry dear. That would be a NO.
suv2000 almost 2 years ago
No because He is trying to pick up chicks
seanfear almost 2 years ago
he will be well-done in no time
C almost 2 years ago
So much for Santa’s holiday if he can’t reign Dear in
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
maybe he is trying to impress a ho ho ho…
Copy-&-Paste almost 2 years ago
Mrs Clause is in good shape for her age. “Lookin Good. Keep up with your exercises!!”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
I don’t wanna!
Dobie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“HEY! It was either gonna be Santa Suit or Birthday Suit, either way you were gonna gripe!”
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Santa’s wife is on the Naughty List.
scpandich almost 2 years ago
Bleeb is fairly well concealed today. Hi, Bleeb!
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
Hope he has noise canceling earphones!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
About 12 days early with this one.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
Santa’s going to get heat stroke.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s trying to sweat the pounds off?
clynnb1224 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
he is everywhere…he knows everything…he sees all…
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
He has a uniform contract claus…
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He is going to smell awfully ripe pretty soon – at least they’ll have their own space…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s not good for santa to be seen out of uniform. People will think he is deserting, and court martial him.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Maybe skin cancer runs in Santa’s family. He’s just being cautious.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
It’s the time of year to get in character.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
New Zealand beaches in December, perfect!
Spacetech almost 2 years ago
Cuts Down The UV
Pedmar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Here comes the Ice Cream Bunny!
geese28 almost 2 years ago
He’s probably cold still….
eb110americana almost 2 years ago
I mean, do we really want that bowl-full-of-jelly on the nude beach?
ROSTERM3 almost 2 years ago
Bleeb is really camoflaged today.
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sorry, dear, but this is not a clothing optional beach!