Close to Home by John McPherson for December 14, 2022

Sorry dear. That would be a NO.

No because He is trying to pick up chicks

he will be well-done in no time

So much for Santa’s holiday if he can’t reign Dear in

maybe he is trying to impress a ho ho ho…

Mrs Clause is in good shape for her age. “Lookin Good. Keep up with your exercises!!”

I don’t wanna!

“HEY! It was either gonna be Santa Suit or Birthday Suit, either way you were gonna gripe!”

Santa’s wife is on the Naughty List.

Bleeb is fairly well concealed today. Hi, Bleeb!

Hope he has noise canceling earphones!

About 12 days early with this one.

Santa’s going to get heat stroke.

He’s trying to sweat the pounds off?

he is everywhere…he knows everything…he sees all…

He has a uniform contract claus…

He is going to smell awfully ripe pretty soon – at least they’ll have their own space…

It’s not good for santa to be seen out of uniform. People will think he is deserting, and court martial him.

Maybe skin cancer runs in Santa’s family. He’s just being cautious.

It’s the time of year to get in character.

New Zealand beaches in December, perfect!

Cuts Down The UV

Here comes the Ice Cream Bunny!

He’s probably cold still….

I mean, do we really want that bowl-full-of-jelly on the nude beach?

Bleeb is really camoflaged today.

Sorry, dear, but this is not a clothing optional beach!