I’ve got glasses all over the house….prescription as well as readers in various strengths. Depending on lighting and distance, I can usually find a pair that works.
I would always think yesterday’s newspaper carries yesterday’s news. This early in the morning, I would think today’s newspaper would be rather blank since most of today’s news hasn’t happened yet!
Its true that nearsightedness improves with age. I can now read my desktop computer screen without glasses, and drive the car with my old computer glasses.
Gracious. I bought computerized glasses. Gives me all three distances without having to change my eye level. Super great. Never going back to Bi focal or tri again. Got ten pair of old glasses at least in my desk drawer just in case I break these. I have ordered another pair already. Wore these 3 months to make sure.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
I do that all the time with my computer glasses.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
Oh, Uncle Ted… you and your wacky schemes
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have solved with varifocals.
dlkrueger33 over 1 year ago
I’ve got glasses all over the house….prescription as well as readers in various strengths. Depending on lighting and distance, I can usually find a pair that works.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Today, Uncle Ted is prepared to go the distance.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
I have myopia so the only time I don’t need reading glasses is when I take my contacts out.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
I would always think yesterday’s newspaper carries yesterday’s news. This early in the morning, I would think today’s newspaper would be rather blank since most of today’s news hasn’t happened yet!
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
Its true that nearsightedness improves with age. I can now read my desktop computer screen without glasses, and drive the car with my old computer glasses.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Ah, the plight of getting old. Though l have no idea of what that is of course….
Just-me over 1 year ago
Seems I’m rarely wearing the proper optical correction for whatever task is at hand…
adadmp over 1 year ago
Uncle Ted always goes right to the comics page to read the Born Loser.
rhpii over 1 year ago
I count my blessings, at 65 I still don’t need glasses or readers.
Chris over 1 year ago
I’d rather be distant from the news actually. :J
Doug K over 1 year ago
And yesterday is still pretty close – so that helps.
andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s also finding he didn’t miss much in the ads…uh…news…
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The right glasses make the difference….always!
will over 1 year ago
I tried bifocals once, but I found going down stairs was a nightmare.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
He should have placed the newspaper across the room. That always works.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Reading the news is just being a glutton for punishment.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 1 year ago
Progressive lenses – one pair of glasses – they also darken for outside.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
This is me and no bi or tri focals. . . .
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Have Brutus hold it against the far wall. That’ll help you do it without changing.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wear non-prescription sunglasses when I am outside, except when it’s dark out. They help with migraines. Otherwise, no glasses.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Gracious. I bought computerized glasses. Gives me all three distances without having to change my eye level. Super great. Never going back to Bi focal or tri again. Got ten pair of old glasses at least in my desk drawer just in case I break these. I have ordered another pair already. Wore these 3 months to make sure.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
It wasn’t the glasses Uncle Ted. Your arms are just too short.