Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2022

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    Heres Waldo  about 2 years ago

    No squid pro quo!

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    distortion  about 2 years ago

    Boost me up my ladder, and I’ll boost you up yours…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He’s there to take the school photos.

    He works for scale, cos they can’t pay an arm and a leg.

    At least, that’s the tail I heard.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t get him upset or he’ll slap you 8 ways from Sunday. (I have no idea what that means)

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    jango  about 2 years ago

    I’ll take black ink over red ink any day

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He’s going to be the new underwater journalist for TMZ.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He borrowed it from his cousin the octopus, who used it for his job as the local "pulpo"razzi.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    His contract was signed by all eight tentacles other wise, it wasn’t a deal!

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    stukelele  about 2 years ago

    Button up the chin strap!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I used to be anti squid but I decided to go pro.

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    04amof2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Quid pro quo” was the solution to Final Jeopardy last night. None of the contestants got it.

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