Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 16, 2022

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    She’s got the new Apple Arthro-Pod

    - I’ve heard it’s a tad buggy -

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    If you pay attention, you’ll know when it’s for real.

    You’ll be able to tell he or she is flashing you.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Darn! I fell for it again!

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    Cmon baby light my fire

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Males: Beware of the flash of the female of the Photuris versicolor lightning bug. She can imitate the flash of females of other species (like yours) in order to make you think she’s inviting you to mate while she’s really enticing you over to be a meal for herself.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But now that you are here.. you wanna?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally bumped the flashlight app…but it usually draws moths, not fireflies!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You light up my life.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    You’d better dim that screen or they’re going to think you’re ‘easy’.

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