Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 07, 2023

The only definite aspects are “broken” promises & “shattered” dreams.

This is not the best time to find out it doesn’t.

Don’t push your luck, buddy!!!!

Not anymore.

They got you on a technicality. You left Vegas.

You cannot track your muddy footprints past the pearly gates.

Sucker!

He obviously forgot to read the fine print.

Or, as a friend of mine used to say, For all intensive purposes.

And it’s still there, however, you… are… here. You were doing fine until after that “Lets shoot the works!” line.

Talk to a lawyer, oh wait, not likely to find one in heaven…

Then you went and pinched that showgirl.

false advertising… well I never

This is the exact same gag as was on another toon earlier this week

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.. but will probably be uploaded to the internet.

OK, back you go as the walking dead…

Yes, that is where we are sending you…but I think on Earth you also referred to it as “Hell?”

They were only talking about your money staying in Vegas. That’s what you get for not reading the fine print.

Heaven has better intelligence.

That Jedi mind trick isn’t working on him, he’s reaching for the lever..

Terminally wrong…

The handle — LOL — the HANDLE!!!!

It does stay in Vegas, but only during your lifetime, after that all bets are off.

now he can be sure that it will…

“Sorry, pal, but the afterlife goes by its own rules.”