Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 23, 2023

Misses the “gravity” of his situation.

My animal magnetism keeps pulling me to the refrigerator

I once knew somebody who said she couldn’t wear a wrist watch, because it seemed to react to her body’s magnetism and stopped them.

All he needs is a few gold chains around his neck and he’ll be the next Elvis./s

She: “I felt a disturbance in the Force when you came in.”

Just keep mopping Casanova…you’re enough to shatter all records…

I’ll be she didn’t hear a word he said and is staring at his chest hair!

He has a magnetic personality. He repels people.

So he attracts animals? I’m surprised they would have anythings to do with him either.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean the feces and puke out of the bathroom!”

“Well, that and my parole officer said no.”

Let’s all leave the poor guy alone and let him have his delusions. Safer that way.

That is a clever way to draw and color water on the floor. If I don’t look directly at it, my brain knows it is water. Ha!