Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 15, 2023

Have you tried turning it off at night?

Three great jokes. Love Horace painting his bicycle to match the bike sign…

Yeah, Horace! “Paint It Black!”

I wonder how you can live with “this ease”

Since there’s a “flight” mode, there’s no need to wrack your brains about smartphone insomnia…

So, Horace takes the sign for a “Bike Wash” (like a Car Wash)? Good thing he didn’t wait for it to be done automatically. (Of course, that would take more than a frame.)

So and top of being like a slippery bar of soap now they’re heavy enough to brain you unconscious.

If doing it gets you knocked out, just don’t do it! Horace has no horse sense. Back to counting sheep

This mobile phone doesn’t.

C1 – suggest you let it dry before you sit on it… Wait… Horace… NO…!

C2 – suggest you take 2 placebos and see your VET in the morning…

C3 – so, Horace put his phone in “Silent” mode…!

Well, that’s one way Horace! The other is to leave your phone in another room, that way you won’t have lumps all over your head‼️‼️‼️☺️☺️☺️

True, those cell phones do have some heft to them these days…

Caption 1: Rolling Blackout

Caption 2: Hypochondria is everywhere… and nowhere.

Caption 3-8: Disabling Phone

Butter hooves!

Oh, yeah. Been there, done that!

Ennui