Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2022

Also, don’t go into the home insurance business.

So what does Rat plan to do when there’s no more air? Build Spaceball One and take someone else’s?

Build an arc. It is a proven strategy.

Rat is down with the “Waterworld” scenario!

Just take Goat, Zebra and Neighbor Bob, lash them together and you have your raft.

Rat’s a forward thinker.

wondering what will happen next!

Same people who can’t get a weather forecast right a week out expect me to believe what they predict for a hundred years out. Then tell me climate is different or something.

I say it’s the height of arrogance to believe anything man can do will affect a climate that has changed all by itself numerous times before man even existed, let alone advanced to the current level

Talking about global warming today would get a lot of negative results.

Just steer clear of Kevin Costner.

Goat is talking about risk assessment while standing at the cliff’s edge. Wait, he’s a goat, so he’s good.

A hundred years from now, my grave will be under water. I guess I’ll just have to hold my breath when that happens. Shouldn’t be a problem.

Rat must be reading about Noah!

Sometimes Rat is such an Optimist.

When „everything burns down“ your raft will be gone, too.

Forgot about the snow, Rat.

Have a Blessed and Merry Christmas everybody!

When the seas rise to much just mooch a ride on one of those private jets flying the holier than thou.

Once the Gulf Stream ceases and England’s temperature reflects its Latitude (same as Labrador) all those Ermine robes the royals have will come in handy.

The good news is that soon I’ll own some ocean front property here in Nashville! Woot, woot!

It’ll be the death of the human race which is why I choose to not have any offspring

The Count and Countess firmly believe in Climate Change. We call them “Seasons”. It is -6º Global Warming out there right now. The Count would say “Get Off The Count’s Lawn” but it is under two inches of ice and four inches of snow.

The government worries about it because they see it as an excuse to raise taxes on the rest of us common people, whom they regard as serfs and peasants.

I worry about climate change because I don’t want the seasons to get mixed up.

Well, I figure the sun will get so massive that the Earth will be swallowed up anyway. Either that or it will get so close that Earth will spontaneously combust, whichever comes first.

The recent nuclear fusion achievement is promising, but will probably take 50 years to perfect. If we last that long. I will be long dead by that time no matter what

Rat…the voice of those who figure when the oceans rise….they will have beachfront property…

This give a new meaning to " Clueless" ‼️

Climate change because global warming is so passé eh.

Build an ark?

Just make sure that your raft mate does not have a gamey leg!

Rat like weasels and honey badgers pokes jokes

Sounds like way too many world leaders. OY!

If frogs had wings your mother could ride a bicycle.

Basil would be right at home with this bunch: https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=6689

Going along with environmental hysteria has its consequences: https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2022/12/23/rollin-rollin-rollin-blackouts-in-tennessee-n519797

Merry Christmas. In contrast to today’s strip.

Merry Christmas to all who observe and happy holidays and best wish’s to those that observe something else!

Okay, the Jig’s up! Either you’re somebody who knows me, i.e. my family, or you’ve stolen my brain, or you’re queenie from fantastic beasts… in any case, game over, man game over!!!! Dan aka….

Gotta respect Rat’s consistent attitude. He’s probably right not to worry, at least for the remainder of his lifetime….