The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 31, 2022

Directions for dogs who can read and drive cars.

holy @✴⍉!#Ԭ, a talking dog!

My dog uses her nose to enter a destination on the car’s touch screen.

Colors are overrated with this King’s carol:

Dog’s life is not a tapestry

Of rich and royal hue

Their colourblind eye’s vision

Makes them have no clue

And wond’ring what the map means

With green, mauve and yellow

They rather take a sniff than see

When on a trip they go

When they are in the mauve house who’s in the house before them? Old Yeller?

You have reached your destination.

Put the address in the GPS and start barking when the “You’ve Arrived” ding sounds.

That’s hysterical…

Dogs aren’t really color blind. People have three types of cones, while dogs have two. This means that people can normally identify three color combinations (red, blue, and green), while dogs are limited to two (yellow and blue).

Directions for dogs should be in smells and “landmarks” like bushes, trees, fire hyrdrants…..