Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 23, 2022

Avant garde wrapping, set up a booth in the mall and charge double

he can’t wrap a snowball

Adam should stop drinking that nuclear cofffe… for real!

He lacks eye hand coordination.

It does really reduce the hint of what it could be

It’s a Christmas miracle. That tiny gift grew three sizes today.

I used to wrap gifts like that on purpose. One of the best was one I wrapped to look like a present that had been unwrapped. A variety of wrapping paper from the previous year, torn, crumpled and such. I layered it like a lotus blossom. Got to the end of present opening and there it sat, unnoticed in all the other torn open wrapping paper. Others I put 4 or 5 big fans folded from wrapping paper all over like punk rockers with mohawks in a mosh pit. Great way to use old wrapping paper. Nice neat folds an prim traditional wrapping jobs are boring, get creative! The one Adam has in front of him looks fun and interesting. Active is good too. Often I would put ribbon handles at either end of the present. In the middle I would cut a dotted line in the paper. Inside all sorts of confetti. The ribboon handles would have “Pull me” on tags. Pull and the package rips open, the confetti spills and the present drops in their lap.

I love the tube sticking up out of that mess

It’s like the present is crying out for help

he needs duct tape, too…

Perhaps he needs some wrap music.

That gift needs C.P.R….Christmas Present Rewrapping.

or your head examined! :E

I think it’s time to give Dad a nap. Which I’m pretty sure he has been angling for all along.

Adam shouldn’t be allowed to drive. His spatial sense is deflicted.

Gift bags!

Well someone needs more paper, but you don’t.

Adam is made to look like a perfect idiot?

Those are hardest to do!