Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 30, 2022

Is the dog named Coffee?

Not the best way to be woken up.

Beats smelling cat butt, I bet.

Which is still better than on BCN where it is “Wake up and smell the cat butt.”

Followed by a wet lick on (pick one or more) nose, cheek, ear, lips.

My Cat likes to wake me up by sitting on the nightstand and waving his tail across my face. Remarkably effective…

Mine do it in relays, The Lab, The Rottie, The Husky and then the Pit.

or it was actually his wifes breath