Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 08, 2023

He’s a seasoned authority.

Even the helicopter is a little sluggish.

It’s obvious he was a-salted.

Wouldn’t the downward draft from the helicopter blades just blow the salt onto the slugs on the side?

And they will need hazmat suits.

What are these slugs doing out in the cold anyway?

I thought slugs could read…

Shortly, a car will pull into the driveway.

don’t get it

They’ll have Hazmat gear. And clearance to the emergency room shower. Stay calm, and slither on.

Why did he do this? He knows slithering in winter is dangerous‼️

Lesson learned… Never over salt your escargot.

So that’s why I never see slugs in the winter…

I hope the EMTs know not to try to revive him with smelling salts.

No foul. It was kosher salt.

And I’m afraid he’s beyond help, he’s gone to escargot heaven…