Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 23, 2022

I think Miles is thinking up ideas of what to get Kevin.

I don’t think Santa gives those out

what could the boys possibly do with a flaming-throwing monster truck? they’re not old enough to have drivers licenses yet

Yeah, but with two of them you don’t have arguments over who drives!

You need two to have a rally. Just ask for different models. And different sponsor stickers.

Flame throwing monster truck? You can’t honestly think Santa is willing to give you something like that.

Miles, you never get everything on your list. Having important things on both lists improves the odds of getting at least one. The key to list optimization is deciding which Santa is more likely to get each particular item.

you might want to go for doubles on the monster truck, just to be on the safe side (in case of any defects)…

don’t forget to ask for bb guns, slingshots, and crossbows…

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!