Home Free by Tom Toro for January 06, 2023

so where is Milo’s family going to stay while their home is still under renovation?

Hoomans abandoned the great outdoors thousands of years ago. Now they are no longer allowed back in (or out, I should say).

We don’t own any property. We just lease it from the animals.

one year, we planted hostas. Then the deer came up and ate them.

It was hosta lavista.

That’s unfair!

If you’ve ever been cussed at by a squirrel, you know what he means.

So funny, this turnabout! I have a feeling most non-human creatures would LOVE to have the world to themselves! I’ll be curious to see how Milo handles this new development!

why can’t wildlife learn to spell properly…?

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