Most hearse providers actuarially recommend an oil change every 100 funerals. (And remember, you must not bury the used oil. Most morticians recommend oil cremation.)
An empty hearse stopped at a doughnut shop where a bunch of us seniors met for coffee everyday. A certain amount of panic ensued, until we realized they were just there for doughnuts.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Or armagedden, whichever comes first…..
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mort’s ride gets a ‘new lease on life’, unlike his clients!!!
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
And Mort’s customers are definitely ready to go, or gone already.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
Short, slow drives foul up the valves and plugs. Take it out to the track and let her rip!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So…… What do you want him to do after a cremation?
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Most hearse providers actuarially recommend an oil change every 100 funerals. (And remember, you must not bury the used oil. Most morticians recommend oil cremation.)
prrdh almost 2 years ago
And no synthetic stuff, either. Strictly fossil oil.
wconerly28 almost 2 years ago
An empty hearse stopped at a doughnut shop where a bunch of us seniors met for coffee everyday. A certain amount of panic ensued, until we realized they were just there for doughnuts.
T... almost 2 years ago
Or you’ll be holding a funeral for her…
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Wow, that thing gets good mileAGE.
eced52 almost 2 years ago
He has 400 funerals in three months? Don’t want to live there.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
and keep it away from neil young…