Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 28, 2022

Way too early to do that.

His mansion has many rooms. This could take awhile.

My halls are never undecked.

It’s very bad luck to undeck before Twelfth Night.

Up either on or as close to after Thanksgiving weekend as we can. Down on New Years Eve, to greet the New Year with a clean & orderly house, to ensure a clean & ordely year. Scottish, English & German roots somehow evolved this idea & it stuck. Plus, everybody is home on both weekends, so, it’s an easier task to assemble or disassemble Christmas.

Just yesterday Collins was permitted to change from his festive livery. He was a hit at the Ugly Butler Garb contest. He went Bedazzled with a revolving star on a Beanie. He turned off the internal music box so as not to be gauche.

FA la la la la, la la la la.

For some of the fastened decorations, Collins may need his Black+UnDecker tool set.

Right now Collins is thinking of decking the master.

Since he obviously likes to watch he should buy a construction company for entertainment.

Just as long as he doesn’t start “un-donning the gay apparel”

We undecorate in January.