The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 28, 2022

Go for a brisk walk every once in a while.

It’s true, Brutus.

He’ got to get up and pee at some point!

The only weight he’s gonna drop is when he takes them off his ankles

Doesn’t Brutus get enough of a workout hauling his keister to and from the bus stop?

I found a gym 40 miles away (round trip) I love it, I go 5 days a week. I’m so happy

They must be defective.

Should’a known there would be a catch!

Challenge him to hold his leg up without the ottoman.

Brutus, they are not meant to be worn 12 trips to the refrig.

Weight, What??

think of all the extra calories he will burn going to the kitchen or the bathroom

My date was supposed to meet me at the gym. She didn’t show. That’s when I knew we weren’t going to work out.

Walk a mile in my shoes

well nuts, what fun is that then.

At least hefting a mug of beer from the bar to your mouth takes a little effort, and a bit of coordination so you don’t spill any. Then there’s that thumb on the remote thing. Be careful about that repetitive movement injury thing.

Have the ankle weights on for your daily walk down to the doughnut shop.

Sure they do. They help to keep him in the chair.

Good ole’ Brutus Thornapple. “Read the Manual? Ah Man, you mean I have to READ THE MANUAL!!!”

His answer should be, why do you wear a bra to sleep at night?

I’m with her on that one Brutus. They don’t work, if you don’t move. Take Kewpie for a long walk. He would appreciate it and probably needs the exercise himself….

Good things don’t necessarily come to those with weights.

Baby steps Gladys, baby steps

Oops!

He’s going with the principle that it’s the thought that counts.

Brutus, there is no magic in getting healthier. He knows better.

Ah, and therein lies the rub… (Thanks, Wm.)

Ignore her Brutus, you don’t want to rush into these exercise programs, it’s best take things one step at a time.

Brutus should have bought a slide instead of a lounge and ottoman.

Well, at least he can use them as ankle warmers.

it kind of figures that it’s not his mind that brutus has the weight on…