Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 04, 2023

First chance she gets, I hope Lucy eviscerates Alexa.

Alexa is likely to end up in the toilet.

When I find the warm patch on the couch, my Jaguar can never understand how I know she’s been up there…

Finally! A useful purpose for those things.

Alexa, did you report it to the CIA?

Worse than elf on the shelf.

aside from cat on kitchen counter- dog and cat go where they want – which is usually a lap

Fibbing, Alexa doesn’t include motion detection.

CRAP! Are there cameras in those things, too? I thought they just listened!

I just recently learned there’s a stoopid camera in the Roomba, too! While that thing is vacuuming, I may have…….. done things!

Put a blanket or towel down and let them feel at home‼️

Alexa is a tattle tail…

Alexa … Do you know Siri …?

Do people even understand the Ricky Ricardo reference anymore?

Well the remote ended up on the floor somehow.

Hee hee hee. My sister adopted a seeing eye dog school drop out. Perfectly trained, only problem was she adored cats. Wanted to love all the cats… even when she was on duty. My mutt and I took it upon ourselves to retrain her in the way of a house-dog. Chiefly we taught her the joys of a good couch-nap. She trained herself to stay up on the sofa when I came into the room, but hop off and pretend to have been napping on the floor all along when my sister walked in. My sister kept finding the crinkly German Shepherd fur on the sofa, much to her confusion. She had her suspicions, but was not all that worried about it, thankfully.

Cat would swat that thing off the counter in a heartbeat. :)

Snitches get stitches.