Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 05, 2023

That fungi is not a fun guy.

The fungus among us.

Those non-fungibles are spreading like fungus. And will disappear the same way.

Aw, I was rooting for him. He’s taking it well, it’s like he doesn’t carrot all.

This joke should not be truffled with… but it does have mushroom for improvement.

I don’t carrot all.

You haven’t met the carrots in my refrigerator. Buried at the bottom of ‘the crisper’.

Is it because I don’t have a cap to match yours?

The carrot may be non-fungible in one sense. But I’ve seen fungi (mold) grow on carrots before – that seems like fungible to me.

And so we get to the root of the matter …………………………..

I sometimes wonder how „reality check“ are made: Is the really goofy pun of Ralph there first or does it hatch from the full-faced joke?

I was loading champignons in the centre of France and warned the loading clerk that there wasn’t much room…

Heavenly nightshades of Food Fight are calling, it’s ….

( I timed out please finish this )

Today’s is only a token pun.

There lies the root of the problem…

I wish vegetables were non-fungible.

Couldn’t you let him in as a token?

That carrot better not insult them otherwise they might ‘pop a cap’.

Are they mushrooms? Or Shrooms?