CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for December 14, 2022

Finally, a good use for fruit cake, the fruit will be as good as studs.

I thought they were only good as doorstops!!!

Will they damage the roads though?

Soon everyone in town had them, and his tire shop went out of business.

Good for 200,000 miles and they never need air.

The shop near me has.. Buy 3 fruitcakes and the 4th is free, sweet.

And better wear.

….yet another use for fruitcake.

Picking up all that dirt and gravel can only improve the taste.