Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 09, 2023

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    Izzy Moreno  almost 2 years ago

    Did you know Red Baron pizza coupons never expire?

    Source: LGR episode “Red Baron”.

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    Izzy Moreno  almost 2 years ago

    That last panel is a masterful putdown, expression and all.

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    Ok, so my turn to ask a puzzling question: Why doesn’t Scott Google it? I did so, the story goes that The Red Baron would wake up with just enough time to get his flight gear on and get in the plane, no time to eat. Engineers hooked up a heating plate and froze pizzas for him, once in flight he would put a frozen pizza on the plate, and 5 minutes later be eating the pizza. The people that made frozen pizzas heard about it, and decided to name their pizza after the Red Baron. Whether this is true or not, IDK. You can read the info here. https://dnewell1.wordpress.com/2008/08/10/the-red-baron-update/

    As far as Tombstone goes, y’all on your own.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know why they chose the name, but it was a great ad slogan.

    “What do you want on YOUR Tombstone?”

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 2 years ago

    Too distracted by the 2022 copyright date to read the actual comic..

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Red Baron’s the best,and I only eat half of one,thank you very much,Scott…:)

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Toumbstone pizza: It has so much bad stuff for you, you will have an early heart attack.

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    cyphercats  almost 2 years ago

    Tombstone pizza was named after the bar in Medford, WI where it was originally developed, back in the ’60s.

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    FireAnt_Hater  almost 2 years ago

    Love it! That first panel set the tone for the rest of it! Every panel evoked a new laugh. Hilarious!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    And I thought sandwich shops had bad names. “Potbelly”? Oh yeah, I so want to end up like a fat pig. “Subway”? Yum, tastes like the crud in the metro stations.

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    Pipe Tobacco  almost 2 years ago

    Hah! Rick gave Scott a “zinger” in the last panel. Rare success for him! :)

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    edkorczynski  almost 2 years ago

    What black magic causes the date to be out of date? I fear the worst for Scott…

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    cheap_day_return  almost 2 years ago

    Ha! I actually made Red Baron pizzas!! No kidding! I worked the night shift at Tony’s Pizza (owned by Schwann’s) in Salina, Kansas. I worked in the Thick Crust Bakery making the dough, watching the machine that made doughballs, running the presses that squashed doughballs into crusts, and tending the oven. And eating all the reject pizza we could stand in the breakroom! Good times!

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    Profchaos  almost 2 years ago

    In the early 90s or so there was a pizza company that had a tv ad of a rat in a sombrero singing about the pizza. Rats, yum. Top that.

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