One time while walking on a country road, I saw a herd of elk walking from a fenced field, and crossing the road and into another field. I noticed one elk got his foot stuck in the fence, so I was hoping I could get a closeup look. As I started walking faster, the elk got more desperate to get unstuck, which he did. Darn. I mean, good, that he got unstuck.
I was out having a roadside picnic, when I heard a plaintive “Moo” just over a hill. I was startled to discover a large cow had somehow gotten tangled in the loose end of a piece of telephone pole guy cable and “tipped” itself. I drove down the hill and located the rancher and stood by while he went for help to cut the cable. Unfortunately, it was too late to save the cow. I left before the sad conclusion because I did want to be able to sleep that night.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
Today’s background music: “Superstition” by Stevie Wonder.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
This could (still) work: the sound of the rain could help him fall asleep.
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
According to a recent “Dark Side”, X’s on eyes means unconscious. But in the history of comics it has mostly meant DEAD!!! Now, that would be Dark.
Ermine Notyours almost 2 years ago
One time while walking on a country road, I saw a herd of elk walking from a fenced field, and crossing the road and into another field. I noticed one elk got his foot stuck in the fence, so I was hoping I could get a closeup look. As I started walking faster, the elk got more desperate to get unstuck, which he did. Darn. I mean, good, that he got unstuck.
rshive almost 2 years ago
What happens when sheep malfunction.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No more reading about Darwinism before bed Horace….!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 2 years ago
Does A Damp One Dream of Eclectic Show(er)mansheep?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
I was out having a roadside picnic, when I heard a plaintive “Moo” just over a hill. I was startled to discover a large cow had somehow gotten tangled in the loose end of a piece of telephone pole guy cable and “tipped” itself. I drove down the hill and located the rancher and stood by while he went for help to cut the cable. Unfortunately, it was too late to save the cow. I left before the sad conclusion because I did want to be able to sleep that night.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Baaaaaaad sheep! Now I can’t get back to sleep…you’re all wet!
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Looks like Horace is getting his first Wet Woolly.
Kjvman1 almost 2 years ago
Okay I’m just going to say it. I don’t get it.
nerdhoof almost 2 years ago
Someone left the sheep out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Do sheep shrink when they get wet?