Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2022

I would be more upset with numbskull than bald R J. But that’s just me.

Well, you did shave your head.

“Bald crack slide”; not a kids’ ride.

Well she could of said, Chrome Dome!!!

If you have to go to splatterd gutsville, I recommend taking the train.

bald crack slide sounds like a ride at theme park for plumbers

Numbskull is such an affectionate term :)

KA-NUMBSKULL!

RJ would rather go to Giggling Fistsville than Splattered Gutsville.

I don’t really know why, but I have a feeling they’re planning to push RJ off the side of the mountain.

I could be wrong, though. Please don’t push me off the mountain.

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