Maybe Cosmo is asking fore a friend. Since it is too par to walk from the green to ask. If they are a friendly golfer they are known as a social putter-fly.
You know that you can compare golf-balls to eggs. It’s true. Both are white. Both come in packages of twelve. And after a week you need to get a new package.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
An eraser named Mulligan…..
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
Better yet, just stay home, watch Caddyshack, and give yourself the low score of zero!
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Every good golfer has one.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe Cosmo is asking fore a friend. Since it is too par to walk from the green to ask. If they are a friendly golfer they are known as a social putter-fly.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You know that you can compare golf-balls to eggs. It’s true. Both are white. Both come in packages of twelve. And after a week you need to get a new package.
rmercer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ll just take the polo mallet and pool cue…
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
You know what I’m gonna write: Golf—invested by sadists, played by masochists.
With apologies to the folks who hate passive verbs.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Play one less hole?
rshive almost 2 years ago
Sometimes a chain saw helps.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Chuckle.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
ba dum tss
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Wait… he keeps score??
T... almost 2 years ago
It’s that thing Rat uses…
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
“One, and that’s me final offer!”
joannesshadow almost 2 years ago
“I can give you the same model Donald Trump uses.” Yeah, I know I’m asking for it but the temptation was too much to resist.
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Irv knows the wisdom of keeping your own score.