Fred Basset by Alex Graham for January 03, 2023

You are not very subtle, are you Fred!

Fred, Mrs. Dear has seen that act before. She knows what’s what with you. Subtlety is what’s needed here.

Fred you’re smarter than that. You know you cant get away stealing from the table with Mrs. Dear standing right there.

Busted!!!

Fred wait until Mrs Dear leaves the room ;-)

You should noteave Fred’s favorite sausages on the table

Maybe Fred should have taken Mrs Dear up on her offer.

Fred was loitering with intent within a kitchen.

Starting off the New Year as you ended the last

Mrs. Dear, when will you ever learn to not leave ANYTHING (but especially sausages!) where Fred can get to them faster than you can? Sigh…

I think he’s finally pushed a bit too far – loitering with intent while the intended victim is right there watching? Really Fred, you know better. Wait until she’s out of the kitchen and you have a better chance.

Sausages!

Your just casing the table ….. for future stealth food requisition …. right, Fred …. :)

Fred’s looking for a friendly meet and greet, or should I say, meat and eat.

Bark at the window Fred. Then go for it.

Wait a minute…she actually learned? Fred got stopped? This is monumental! Alert the media!

Actually, Fred was hoping he could help himself.

Yes. He prefers your kindness and generosity.