Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for January 22, 2023

What an in"sinew"uation.

I believe the alien’s got the raw deal with this sale. Yip yip yip yip yip

I laughed out loud!

cheaper than when the dutch bought manhatten

N9, they only paid $42.00 in cheap junk

The aliens bought it for an interstellar fixer upper show?

No cool, Marm.

Fig is more greedy than scared of the bag…

Marm ….. I hope you told them “NO” refunds & no matter what, you keep the bones ……. when they find out what they got and want you to take it back ……. :)

Eh, maybe they’ll do an better job running it. Lord knows we do an poor job of it

Now Marm’s got an earworm:“Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones.”

Hopefully, the shopper will understand the local laws regarding doing business with minors.

Plot twist: Those are human bones.

Hey the island of Manhattan was sold to aliens for 60 guilders…