Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 30, 2022

  1. Figaro 1
    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    “You will now crave cannabis.”

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  2. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Nice. A spoonerism. I haven’t seen one in the comics for a long time. It’s the American lay of wife. (credit: Capitol Steps).

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Look close.. He’s got TWO left hands.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    no magic here today

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rat from Pearls??

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Clever.

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    rodfarrell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bravo! Pun of the year!

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    LOL :-D

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    Is that the beer that made Mel Famee walk us?

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    Julie478 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When I was pregnant with my daughter in 1993, I got hypnotized to quit smoking. It worked and didn’t smoke the entire time I was pregnant. She had colic and would scream between the hours of 11 pm to 2 am. My (ex) husband at the time would snuff out his cigarettes before he would come inside. My nerves were frazzled and while waiting for my child to calm down, I saw 2 have smoked cigs in the ashtray. I picked them up and smoked them. I was hooked again. Fast forward to 2000, go in for a chest x-ray, and find the beginning stages of emphysema. I was told to quit or within 10 years, at the age of 50, I would be tethered to an oxygen tank. Went to go get hypnotized again, but went to a different doctor. He looked VERY much like the doctor in this comic, complete with the pointy beard. I walked into his office and was immediately transported back to the 70s! He shook my hand and it was like someone handing me a dead fish, cold and limp. Anyway, went through the process, walked out, and lit up. A week later, went back to the guy who hypnotized me in 1993. That was November 22, 2000. Haven’t had one since.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Nicotine’s in cheese now?

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    RabbitDad  almost 2 years ago

    Aw, Bullwinkle, that trick never works!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wanna hear more about the hands. . . :)

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    Widdershins  almost 2 years ago

    Hahahaha! :D … I see what you did there. :)

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    that’snice of him to buy a little watch and stool for the rat.

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