Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 27, 2022

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, but his passengers died a screaming, horrible death as his car plunged over the cliff.

Did they get the bulk rate at the funeral parlor?

He had a smashing exit!!!

I have no regrets. I have no egrets, either.

Have a nice trip, Earl.

and Earl had been somewhat hindered in his movements by his new walker with the reverse brake lines.

Earl should have taken the #6 bus….

I’ll bet Earl regrets having Lil give his eulogy

Although, he did have plenty of regerts… ☺

Reminds me of the old joke: What’s the last thing that goes through an insect’s mind when it hits the windshield?

( it’s a$$hole )

so, we’re talking closed casket here…?

Funny how she keeps getting asked back