Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 24, 2022

Call him on his cell phone!!!

Roasting Santa

Smoked Santa.. The new salmon dish.

Those reindeer would never allow Santa to have a smoke break.

You better not watch

Or you’ll start to cry

Don’t lower your snout

I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is smolderin’ there down

Oh deer..

I smell smoke!!!

Santa roasting on an open fire….Jack Frost nipping at the rum…

“… and is the smoke supposed to small like that?”

Scene from Santa Goes to Colorado".

Do you smell bacon?

♪♫ “Santa Claus is roasting up brown…” ♪♫

Santa’s gotten into the weed.

“Santa Baby, cooking in the chimney tonight.”

“North Pole, we have a problem . . . "

Santa Claus roasting on a fireplace flame.

Relax, guys. The jolly old elf is just savoring his milk and cookies down in the house before shooting up that chimney faster than the smoke!