Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 06, 2023

That figures, considering…

Just incredible

I know Norm’s a twit. But he must also be brain dead.

What? No flag? Dang it.

That is not a good cup of hot chocolate.

I believe Norm is just yanking everyone’s chain.

There’s regular dumb, and then there’s Norm dumb!

Why have they not gotten him tested ? Something in there isn’t clicking !

Norm, Norm … why are you always such a Norm?

Nitwit

Why not? Without the pencils the hot chocolate would be pointless.

“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead…” – Stan Laurel

Have you never heard the phrase ‘get the lead out’?

That’s how they drink hot chocolate in Ticonderoga.

Is Norm really THAT stupid???

I assume that’s a #2 cup of hot chok’lit.