Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 10, 2023

Baubles, bangles, and beads…..

How could those kids even walk with that much glitter on their clothes? They must have decided to get rid of it all before getting off the school bus.

Doesn’t Bean’s End have something that could help him with this job?

BLAH!

I’m surprised he didn’t try using a leaf blower

How big would the glitter cloud be?

Hint: wet dry vac

Why has Ed switched to baby blue clothes?

FIX THE COLOR PALETTE!

That’s a lot of glitter!!!

i can just hear the author laughing so hard at this storyline .

obviously Batty’s retirement is going well

Save the glitter for the art teacher! ✨

One thing you can count on in this strip: when these guys hit upon an incredibly stupid idea, they are always willing to flog it to death for a week…

Where is the real Crankshaft?

I received this from GoComics in my e-mail recently:

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Obviously, they meant to say “we do not currently…”

This should settle the question of why Sunday’s Crankshaft does not currently appear here.

Yep, this definitely is a thing. Every single kid at the school I’m at wears tons of glitter for Christmas. Oh, wait, sorry, I meant, basically nobody does.

Think of all the snow globes that can be filled with all that glitter !!

It’s no use. Glitter is forever.

Glitter Litter!

The missing January 8 Sunday strip us now up.

That won’t get it all. You should get a vacuum cleaner!