Monty by Jim Meddick for January 02, 2023

  1. The rat
    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    Well, he does have down under.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “Migratory instincts kickin in.” (Moondog walks over to the window and opens it…). “Have a nice trip. Send postcards please.”

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Don’t leave any feathers on the floor when you get slammed by the door on the way out. Hygentically your tail feathers are biological waste.

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    Gina Carson  over 1 year ago

    You might notice on Google that non-migratory parrots don’t live in New Jersey either.

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    johndifool  over 1 year ago

    But the real pertinent question is whether they carry coconuts on the way.

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    I thought parrots were a tropical bird, so why did pilsner migrate so far north? Figures, he’s a migrant.

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    Serial Pedant  over 1 year ago

    Too right, mate.

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    Phil721  over 1 year ago

    seems cruel that anyone should stay in NJ in the winter (or any other time of the year)

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Apparently Moondog has sobered up just in time to see through and shoot down Pilsner’s attempted scam….

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