Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 27, 2022

Hey, let us know if it works, okay? #ageless

#getmamatocleanthatoutSTAT

Yuck! Back to my Zofran and jello diet.

That was to be expected.

Gotta love Drunk Patty!

I got my girls a fancy fountain when they were babies. Problem is I have a calico. Sara. she sticks her head under the flow then pulls it back to watch the bubbles circle. she also sticks her paw under it to catch some water, which she then uses to wash her face. But, and there’s always a but, she likes to rake the water out of the bowl while she drinks. She has emptied the entire tank in a day before. all onto the floor. At first I though she wanted it washed. nope. It’s just what she sometimes does. Now their fancy fountain sits in my shower, as not to ruin the hardwood floors or carpet. I love Sara for all her weirdness, being a weirdo myself. Her Sister Gracie, usually the troublemaker, merely sits on top of the fountain sometimes and cries that she wants to drink from the shower itself.

Ewwww

ugh.no one wants toe-water.

Her toes don’t look younger.

Patty may find that young toes don’t work so well with an older body. :)

I have a wacky theory for you. I think water makes you older. If you don’t believe me, try going without it for a week. I bet you stop growing older. :)