Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 29, 2022

Thought Studio 54 was passe.

Seems like a reasonable request.

The pizza box has a higher capacity. Better party ambiance.

Party! Party! Party!

Is Stumpy supplying the nip for this bash?

Angie, you know you’ll have to sit there for the whole party, flashing a red dot pointer around to mimic a disco ball. Better make that 2 pointers.

Any sort of box works for my two.

Is Earl going to be the “bouncer” and decide who gets in?

Nice bargaining but I’ve never known a cat to prefer a pizza box to a shoe box.

Of course, I never eat takeout pizza. :)

I’m assuming that’s a “full” pizza box, with pizza topped with anchovies, shrimp and lobster.

Mitty, are you turning into one of those “degenerates” ‽