Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 14, 2023

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Just tie their thumbs down. That should do the trick.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t sleep mode what she actually wants?

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Our youngest son was one of the nicest kids one could meet. The reason for this is we put him into sports. This normally, well-behaved kid became a suicidal maniac when put on the playing field. He literally threw his body into the game.

    He went from soccer, to baseball, to football, to lacrosse to rugby. I think the next step would have been jousting. We’ve lost count of how many stitches he has but surprisingly, he has only broken one bone back when he was 9. Even then, he managed to break the cast while playing soccer on crutches.

    The cast did come off the day after Christmas and he immediately hopped onto his new bicycle and rode off at Mach 6.

    Today, he burns off his excess energy coaching his three daughters in various sports, after his daily run.

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    billdaviswords  almost 2 years ago

    There’s only TWO modes for kids: High (energy) and Asleep.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    The coffee flavored ice cream doesn’t help any.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, I used the step-down transformer…

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 2 years ago

    Now they’re in ‘Standby’ mode.

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