Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 10, 2023

s’why you don’t know your ssɐ from your elbow

Is safety also the reason that that body opening at that end forms first in development of a human embryo (before the mouth)?

We first needed a place to plant those toes when we act up.

Without toes, we wouldn’t have toenail polish.

Or pedicuristas…

and you would never get your broken car to the shop.

Figured God had a sense of humor. Toes are really silly looking.

Actually, you’d fall on your face.

Kids fall on their butts a lot while they learn to walk or skate.

If you fall on your butt, do you have to call for a toe truck?

Toes are okay, but toenails are just inconvenient

I don’t like people who don’t have toes. I’m lactoes intolerant.

If you don’t think God has a sense of humor, the platypus!!