Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2023

Oh there is it’s a old one but a good one. Airport.

“Snakes on a Plane”.

Get to the Airplane!? “Ka-Surely you Ka-n’t be serious…”

Nothing good can come of this…unless the goon falls off the mountain, leaving the money behind.

ka-“Airplane!”

Somehow I have a feeling the surprise is in the….The Plane…The Plane!!!

“Get to the airplane, what is it?”

“It’s the thing with wings and a propeller, but that’s not important now.”

Forget the money, anyway. We need to get to Portage, Wisconsin…fast! Think of all the pancakes this will cover…

https://www.nbc15.com/2023/01/03/multiple-agencies-responding-portage-dairy-plant/

An inflight movie on a Cessna? Surely you jest. (And, don’t call me Shirley.) (Airplane, 1980.)

Who KNEW there was a DRUNK TANK PEEWEE IV???

KA-TOO QUIET!

A great movie? How about Airplane? That’s always good for a laugh.

One can only hope the movie isn’t their lives flashing before their eyes.