The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2023

Always a gentleman.

Just 2 more punches on your card for a complimentary stomach pumping.

Okay, I’m listening.

Brutus must have the day off – Veeblefester had to find a substitute putz

I wonder why he keeps eating there. Is it because he is cheap?

This probably explains why Veeblefester has all those bags of money saved beside his desk. He eats at the cheap Shorty’s dive for a restaurant.

Did they hire Roz?

I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten at that place…

why was the food bad or do you prefer your hat on your head instead of being used as a bowl. :j

I bet he is lousy tipper.

Flo should be there to tell Veebs to kiss her grits.

Hence comes the popularity of buffets. You don’t like it, don’t eat it, and find something else.

At least he’s not chewing. Whenever I used to go out the wait staff would almost always ask how the food was while my mouth is full. How is one to defend themselves?

Guess it won’t be a big tip. I am surprised to see the Boss eat at a counter though. Maybe that’s how he got rich….

Country club must closed. No tea cosies here. Nice to see Veebs mingling with the riffraff. Pretty sure it’s the first and last time.

How about a nice KMA on the way out. I really dislike snobs.

“My complaints to the Chef!!”

Reinforces what I already thought, Veeblefester isn’t just nasty to Brutus, he’s nasty to everyone. Rancid always lives up to his name and reputation.

The waiter’s response, “OK, I’ll accept your apology”.

Why would Veeblefester eat at such a place?

So, Gladys wouldn’t prepare your meal…

veeble is an equal opportunity abuser…

Rancid fails to recognize the opportunity for a refund???? (He’s slipping!!!)

Shorty looks like a skinny cousin to Brutus!