Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 11, 2023

I hate when that happens.

He goes through a lot of laptops.

That’s the end of the yoga lesson.

Too much exercise can cause burn out.

I’d heard of “hot yoga” but hadn’t seen it before

Should have brushed his teeth that morning. An old old ad years back – “ew! Daddy has dragon breath.”

Oops. He needs a fireproof screen saver. (and keyboard saver …)

He turned his laptop into blacktop.

Remember, exhale s-l-o-w-l-y.

Oops!

Feel the burn.

That’s one smokin’ workout!

Well she said not to forget to breath…

I heard these new yoga videos are burning up the internet.

I doubt dragons would breathe fire every time they exhale. They’d cause too much trouble even for themselves.

Next he’ll be kicking himself for not taking the service contract when he bought the laptop.