Buni by Ryan Pagelow for December 28, 2022

No such thing!! They’re all good!!!

At least they told you.

I do not particularly like boxed assortments for this reason. It’s not very easy to determine which ones are good and which ones are gross just by looking at them. And there are also usually a few types that, though they aren’t gross, aren’t that good either (in my opinion).

Clearly misleading; they never tell you which ones are the gross ones.

Lessee what the required-by-law microscopic fine print on the back of the box says, thanks to my trusty magnifying glass…

Stink Bug Grub

Kitty Nugget

Haggis

Dung Beetle

Anchovy

Toddler Phlegm

Termite Queen

Squirrel Eyeball

Yep, rather gross alright…

“The Candy Map can, ‘cause it tells you which chocolates are or aren’t any gooooood.” S.D.Jr.

Was that “Crunchy Frog” or “Anthrax Delight”?

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what is the worst chocolate candy filling or flavor you’ve had?

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We needed this for years!!! You should patent this!!!

is that tic tac toe or chocolate bingo?

I’d heard about a secret code in the pattern of the swirls on top of chocolates identifying the contents, but it sounds like different manufacturers have their own symbols. https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/life/2018/02/12/dinstuhls-one-last-old-fashioned-chocolatiers-hand-string/1084671001/

So true