FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 02, 2023

how indeed, Andy

The conclusion she reaches after tuning out during science class

A hand-vac makes sense, but she’ll waste all day cleaning it out and recharging it.

My hubby can leave crumbs from a glass of water.

You can tell the comic is dated because a 12oz bag is now the super large family size.

It’s a teenager’s super power!

Umm… Why are you cleaning it up? That is not your mess!

Why does Andy think it was “a” 12-oz bag of chips?

This explains why he is still skinny. He eats a lot of food but not really, it goes to waste.

I find my kids leave far fewer crumbs when they have to do their own vacuuming.

For a second I thought he was transitioning to We Will Snack You: crunch-crunch-munch, crunch-crunch-munch, crunch-crunch-munch…

The bags are big, but the chips only fill half of it

Teenagers can do that.

Well, he is a crumb-bum…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

She weighed it?

Fuzzy logic.

Some questions are better left unanswered.

Updating The Multiplication of the Loaves and Fish – John 6:1-15

And why does eating that same 12 ounce bag put on 5 pounds?

Chip crumbles, add water, form patties, fry up, voila – potato pancakes…

Are you sure that’s a pile of crumbs?

We’re going to need a bigger vacuum!

peter is special.

It defies physics.

I’m surprised he doesn’t just unhinge his jaw and swallow the entire bag at once.