Monty by Jim Meddick for January 09, 2023

Brilliant.

A full set of 4" through 10" Cat Stilts can now be yours for only $39.99 plus postage and handling. Act now before the snow is all gone! (Other sizes available for residents of Buffalo.)

Whar gobsmacks me is the guys doing drywall on stilts. That’s gotta’ pay more than laborer wages.

Will Fleshy still be able to land on his feet, I mean stilts?

Wouldn’t showshoes have been better?

Wonder how Fleshy lifts his feet high enough out of the snow to take the next step.

He said “On the go”, heh, heh… ッ

It’s a cartoon so they are suspending the need for each stilt to actually have to be pulled out of the snow to take the next step.

If you can get a cat to stay on those, you should be on TV. With the cat, of course.

But Fleshy needs more than a scarf!

Dragging the stilts through the snow might be a bit difficult.

Funny, I see no evidence that he’s been on the go. No yellow snow! :)

Don’t forget to take those off before bedtime or you’re going to have a rude awakening.

Ask your veterinarian if Snow Stilts are right for you.

Fleshy loves the stilts because now he doesn’t get shrinkage.

Monty, are you auditioning for a job as a late-night TV shill? Order one set of Snow Stilts for Cats® right now and get a second set free! Just pay an additional fee.

Looks as though Fleshy just shuffles along through the eight inches of snow….